Zach Braff made a big stink not long ago about what he insisted was his unearned reputation as a womanizing slime. Said Zach about tabloid reports of his promiscuity:
I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup. I am in fact, merely doing what every other single 32 year old man in NYC is doing this summer. I am dating. If you must read that stuff, please don't digest it as fact.
Sure Zach - you'd rather people talk about your abiding affection for Campbell's Chunky than go on about how much you love poontang. Cause the former makes you seem like such a nice guy and we all know you're a nice guy.
Hell, maybe you are a nice guy. Still - we posted this pic of you on a bench with Shiri Appleby, who we thought was your girlfriend, but now comes a story that you were at a club on Saturday night sticking your tongue down Drew Barrymore's throat. So Shiri's not your girlfriend? Is Drew? And what of Mandy Moore's apparent insinuations about your low-down dog-like cheating character? Going to just dismiss those too Zach?
It's like this Zach - we don't really care what you do with your tongue or your wang or any other part of yourself. Play tonsil-hockey with Drew Barrymore while stringing along poor little Shiri Appleby - who really gives a crap? But, if you're gonna behave that way, please don't think you can go around acting all outraged that you've developed a reputation, 'kay Zach? You're not as smart as you think you are, and we're not us dumb as you apparently take us to be.
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