The special NBC cobbled together out of footage shot for Victoria Beckham's aborted reality series was a ratings flop last night, being beaten out by a rerun of Wife Swap, and finishing in a dead heat with repeats of How I Met Your Mother and Old Christine. The Crabster frankly forgot Poshy's show was on last night and only caught a few minutes of it while clicking away from the boring parts of Antiques Roadshow. I saw a bit of that silliness where she pretended to get pulled over by a cop, and I saw Perez looking utterly intimidated when she dropped into the coffee shop. I don't blame Perez for being scared of her either - that bitch seems capable of just about anything, including eating her own children. Otherwise she seemed like what I always thought she was - a boring, zit-faced, vapid imbecile who possesses a monstrously over-inflated estimation of her own importance.
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