Princes William and Harry threw their dead mom Diana a giant birthday bash yesterday, complete with major pop-stars, a few movie people and David Beckham (who got the biggest ovation of the day). But no one really cares about the stuff that happened inside Wembley Stadium - what everyone wants to know is, did the Princes get any?
Answer: yes.
Prince Harry and his girlfriend, fake-boobed Chelsey Davy, didn't even bother waiting until after the concert - they started snogging right there in the royal box:
Kissing Harry must be a little like sucking face with a rosacea-ridden monkey, don't you think? Seriously - I've seen baboons butts that were less red than that.
But moving along to Prince William - you know, the hot albeit bald one. Yes, Wills was not left out of the fun. According to the Daily Mail, he and Kate Middleton shacked up at Clarence House the night before the concert. So you know those two are back on again. Much to the dismay of Joss Stone, who really, really likes Wills (as we see from these pics taken at rehearsals):
Poor Joss - spurned by the prince. But hey, if she's looking for a hook-up with somebody who has a title, how about Sir Tom Jones?
Yes, he's old enough to be her grandfather, but so what? If they didn't want old men fucking, why did they invent Viagra?
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