It's hasn't even been a week since The New Paris got out of jail, and already she's gotten busy making the world a better place. Currently she is in Hawaii, working on some very important projects...
Here we see Paris wearing a hat. As we know, ultra-violet radiation is very harmful and can cause skin cancer. By protecting herself with this hat, Paris sets a good example for all of us.
Paris demonstrates the proper way to keep your sunglasses from falling off when you are frolicking in a pool. Every year, thousands of pairs of sunglasses are lost, and most end up being thrown away. That is very wasteful, and contributes to global warming. Thanks for showing us this very important sunglasses-saving technique New Paris!
Of course, the most important thing any of us can do is support the economy by spending money. Did our own president George W. Bush not implore us, in the wake of 9/11, to keep spending cash so that America could stay strong and fight the terrorist threat? Here the New Paris shows us her patriotic spirit by going to Banana Republic. Keep waving that flag New Paris, and the good old U.S. of A. will never die!
