Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes want more kids - and not just of the biological variety. The famed Scientology couple, who already have Suri plus Tom's adopted kids from the Nicole Kidman years, want to follow the trail blazed by Brad and Angie and expand their brood by picking one up ready-made. A source told US Magazine:
They want at least two more, one biological and one adopted. They're in the process of making their dreams come true.
And what a lovely dream it is - to be surrounded by a bunch of pooping, snotting, crying little parasites. Makes one's heart go pitter-pat. I suppose it's easier than trying to convert people to Scientology though. By the time kids reach age 8 they're pretty much too smart to fall for that shit - unless they're just complete retards like Tom and Travolta and the rest of those blank-eyed cultists. Gotta get 'em young - before birth if you can. Yeah, you know Katie was playing audio-books versions of L. Ron Hubbard crap for Suri while she was in the womb. Most little kids dream about presents from Santa Claus, but Suri dreams about Thetans and volcanos and motherships and whatever the fuck. In the Cruise household, they don't watch Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer at holiday time - they watch Battlefield Earth. And that makes me very, very sad.
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