Britney dressed up as a total skank for Halloween, then had Cousin Alli and her posse dress as paps. That clever Britney with her oh-so-ironic sense of humor.
Might've been funny if Alli had dressed up as Britney and Britney had dressed as a pap, but I guess Alli didn't feel comfortable putting on that kind of outfit and letting the world see what a fat cow she is. Plus then Britney would've had to wear normal clothes that didn't show off her Frito gut and oak tree thighs.
I don't even want to know what's supposed to be happening in that second picture. Ugh...let's just move on...
