No, that is not Kate Beckinsale's midget friend all dressed up like an 1800s dance-hall girl - it's her 8-year-old daughter Lily. You tell me if you think that's any way to be dressing a pre-teen. The whorish make-up is at least a tad disturbing if you ask the Crabster.
And to Kate...a she-devil? Really? Eh...
