It's not Jason from Friday the 13th, it's Lance Bass! Oh, you had us so fooled there for a second Lance. We actually thought you were a masked killer who rose from the depths of Crystal Lake to terrorize unsuspecting horny teenagers.
Actually, Lance enjoys terrorizing unsuspecting horny teenagers - by offering them butt-sex. "Butt-sex! Butt-sex here! Rapidly-aging former boy-bander looking for butt-sex!"
