Monday, November 5, 2007

Heather Has Gone Britney


Heather Mills's big cry me a river media campaign of last week has raised alarm bells for Paul McCartney, who's now convinced that Heather has lost her mind, and plans on seeking full custody of their daughter Beatrice.

Against the advice of her handlers, Heather spent all of last week going on talk shows and making outrageous claims. Among other things, Heather said that she has grown suicidal over media pressure, and claimed there's some kind of conspiracy to destroy her life. And then she went farther, saying she has tapes that prove Paul used to beat Linda, and that Paul berated her over her disability.

Heather's apparent intent with all this was to turn the public over to her side and against McCartney. Unfortunately, she may have damaged her custody case in the process.

Then again, there's also the possibility that Heather wanted to damage her custody case. That, like Britney Spears, she is terribly conflicted about the responsibilities imposed on her by motherhood, and has begun subconsciously undermining her own cause.

In future, I think we should refer to a mother who tries to get rid of her own kids by acting crazy and having the courts take them away as "pulling a Britney." I think Heather is probably pulling a Britney. Or, maybe the bitch is just so insane and delusional that she's even beyond subconscious calculation, and is simply ranting and raving like someone who belongs locked up on the deepest, most secure level of the looniest of the loony bins.

Either way, I don't feel sorry for her. People who play the victim card the way Heather does don't deserve sympathy. They deserve instead to be pelted with fruit.

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