Katie Holmes fulfilled a life-long dream today by running in the New York City Marathon. Participating in the marathon only became Katie's life-long dream a couple weeks ago when Tom Cruise told her he wanted her to do it, but that's beside the point...
Katie, who is obviously not pregnant as rumored (unless there are two Katies, one for knocking up and one for parading in front of cameras like a show-dog), finished the marathon in 5 hours and 29 minutes. She would've run it much faster, but someone told her Tom was waiting for her at the finish line...
Katie plans on following up today's athletic feat by climbing Mount Everest. She will then top that by flying solo across the Atlantic without a plane. And then she will perform the greatest trick of all - mustering an expression of sincere happiness in the presence of her sawed-off martinet of a husband.
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