Monday, March 3, 2008

Adnan Ghalib Has a New Woman - Britney Says "Adnan Whatsis?"


Adnan Ghalib has a new woman, a waitress named Amanda Pagel. Adnan has apparently moved on from gold-digging - unless Amanda is in fact the richest waitress in the history of the universe.

And what does this mean for Britney Spears, Adnan's previous target love interest?

Absolutely nothing.

In fact, there's a very good chance Britney already doesn't remember Adnan.

What a strange experience it must be for Britney, looking through the saved numbers on her cell phone. "Who the fuck is Jamie Lynn? This phone's fucked up. I need a new one. Somebody drive me to Rite Aid!"