Monday, March 3, 2008

Nicole Kidman Shows Some Bumpage


Photographic evidence that Nicole Kidman is indeed knocked up. Trust me - Tom already has a copy of this picture and is having it analyzed by Scientology photographic experts.

Question: Do wax statues have wax babies?

I'm not saying Nicole is made of wax. I heard she never stands near radiators, but that could just be because she's afraid her skin will dry out.