Bai Ling has been charged with petty theft for stealing $16 worth of stuff from an airport shop Feb. 13. She's going to have to pay a $250 fine, which in Bai Ling-money is 25 sucky-suckies.
On her blog, Ling expressed how glad she is to have the matter behind her:
I just got the good news and I am relieved that the prosecutor has decided not to file misdemeanor charges against me and to treat this matter as an infraction. What happened was an innocent mistake on my part and I am confident that the truth will be told since I never had any intention of taking items without paying for them.
I appreciate the support of the public and especially my friends and my fans.
Thank you!
Your fans? Sorry Bai - a couple guys in dirty tank-tops who spend their days scouring the web for your pictures so they can jack off does not constitute a fan base.
By the way, if you were to find those guys, you could probably charge them as much as $25 for sucky-sucky. Then you could send the money home to your Chinese family, who could buy rice for a whole year.
