Woah - check out Kevin Federline's gut. That's disturbing. Not as disturbing as the golf shirt and the haircut though.
I guess we know what Federline's doing with all Britney's money now - buying cheeseburgers and cheeseburger shakes and frozen cheeseburger pops.
Kevin's ex Shar Jackson has, for publicity reasons, rushed to fat Kevin's defense.
"It's daddy weight!" Shar told US magazine. "When you are a full time parent, sometimes you can't focus on you.
"If gaining a few pounds is your only problem, life's not too bad!"
Yeah Shar, but if you gain that much weight, you're going to have other problems. Heart attack problems. Lack of erection problems. Getting stuck in your own bathtub and having to call the fire department problems.Kevin, sweetie - you gotta lay off the ribs and nachos and shit. Those babies need you. You wouldn't want them having to go back to Britney, would you?
