Britney Spears landed herself a guest spot on the show How I Met Your Mother, and spent the last couple of days shooting. Clearly, the network sent a memo out to the other cast-members telling them to spread a bunch of manure about Britney. From star Alyson Hannigan:
She was lovely.She’s just a person — so sweet and funny. We just talked about our clothes and dogs, and it was surprisingly just normal.
Britney and normal - two great tastes that would taste great together, if only their combination did not defy every law of chemistry.
Jason Segel had this to say about the Shitster:
She’s beautiful. You know, I was so focused on her hair that I’m overwhelmed with adjectives! She was great and lovely.
"Great and lovely." Clearly, you are overwhelmed with adjectives Jason. Not very interesting or descriptive ones, but still.
Unfortunately for my ability to believe a word any of these dorks utter, Segel said the following about Brit's acting ability:
She was great. She was better than all five of us, so I guess that says a lot.
I know you sitcom actors aren't exactly Shakespearean, but come on...she was better than all five of you? Really? You expect me to believe that? You expect me not to see that as mere network-ordered hype?
Here's Codie Smulders:
She was very professional and her comedic timing was great!
And when one of the crew members sprained an ankle, Britney healed it by shaking her dandruff onto it.
The cast is also denying rumors that Alicia Silverstone dropped out of the show after hearing Britney would be in her episode. I totally believe the Silverstone thing though. She's a PETA person and the PETA people hate Britney. I don't know why they hate her though. I mean, who pampers their animals like Britney? She wipes up their shit with Chanel dresses for God's sake. You'd think PETA would want to give Britney an award for that.
