Look at the two nice young ladies. My, they must be headed to school. Or maybe to the mall.Uh...how about the pregnancy center.
Yes, those "nice young ladies" are in fact Jamie Lynn Spears and some random friend (or maybe a person who claims to be her cousin). They headed to a pregnancy center in Mississippi together a few days ago. There Jamie Lynn learned all about birthin' babies. And the doctors told her about all the stuff she's not supposed to do while pregnant, like drink and smoke and take dope.
Doctors are such party-poopers.
Hopefully, Jamie Lynn will avoid getting any advice from her big sister Britney. "Now Jamie Lynn, when it comes time for the stork to come, you tell those doctors not to put you under. I did that baby thing two times and I didn't get to see the stork either god damn time..."
Let's hope Jamie Lynn grows up (fast) and becomes a responsible parent. Cause it would be awful if Scientologists had to come and take her baby away to raise as one of their own.
