Long before he became a spokesman for healthy eating, Subway pitch-douche Jared Fogle used to rent porn tapes out of his college dorm room.
Jared went to college at Indiana, and apparently, all the guys there liked him because he had tons of porn, and only charged $1 to rent the tapes. Additionally, it has been learned that the only reason Jared started eating at Subway instead of sucking down greasy burgers was because they opened one in the ground floor of his building, and he was too lazy to go any farther.
So, the next time you go to Subway, just think of Jared in his college dorm room, all big and fat and sweaty and surrounded by stacks of porn tapes. And think about all the stains on his sheets and those of all the college-age wankers he made happy.
Bon appetit!
