Saturday, March 15, 2008

Nicole Kidman Thinks Renee Zellweger is Too Skinny


Nicole Kidman thinks Renee Zellweger is too skinny, and has told her Cold Mountain co-star and friend to put on weight or else.

"Nicole was lost for words when she and Renée met up in Los Angeles the Friday before the Oscars for a bite to eat," a source said.

"Although they’re in regular contact by phone it’s been a few months since they got together in person. During that time, Renée’s been working out like a fiend. The muscles around her shoulders are bulging, her arms are veiny and popping with muscle and her clothes hang off her body. She doesn’t have an ounce of fat on her.

"Nicole was so concerned that she ordered on Renée’s behalf, telling the waiter to bring a cheeseburger with fries - even though Renée had just ordered a salad for herself."

Kidman is convinced that Renee's insanity about her weight is affecting her love-life.

"She gives Renée little nudges hinting that she’ll find a boyfriend when she gains some weight," the source said. "Nicole keeps telling Renée: 'Men like woman with a bit of meat on their bones’. Hopefully when she’s a bit more relaxed about her shape, she’ll find a man.”

Nicole - men also like a woman who's capable of moving her facial muscles. Except Keith Urban, apparently.

They also like a woman who doesn't seem like she'd stick a knife between their shoulderblades at the slightest provocation. Renee's crazy, is what I'm trying to say.

Maybe you should have your bodyguard go to work for her as her dietician. If she doesn't eat he beats the crap out of her. If she eats too much he beats the crap out of her. If she just sits there doing nothing, he beats the crap out of her...