Jackass star Steve-O has been arrested for cocaine possession.
In the lamest bust since Boy George got nailed for drugs after calling the police to his own house, Steve-O got pinched after a neighbor put him under citizens arrest for knocking holes in their common wall. This happened at five o'clock in the morning.
Hmm...so Steve-O was up all night destroying the walls of his own apartment. Doesn't sound like coke to me...sounds more like meth.
Maybe Steve-O planted the coke to throw the cops off. "No officers, there's just the cocaine. No meth here at all [snicker snicker]."
This is not the first time Steve-O has been thrown in the clink for being a complete imbecile. In 2003, the retard was jailed in Sweden for publicly boasting about the drugs he'd smuggled into the country.
Steve-O honey...I know you think it's your job to entertain the world by abusing yourself and doing dumb things that get you in trouble with the law. But it's okay for you to stop now. No one really cares that much anymore. Jackass is so 2002. Amy Winehouse is the tattooed trainwreck we all laugh at now.
