Monday, October 13, 2008

Sad Little Freak


Prop-child Suri Cruise is having a rough go of it. According to people in the know, the little Scientologist spends too much time being dragged around by her parents and isn't getting enough interaction with other kids. "Whenever she sees kids, she gets excited and runs up to them and hugs them as if she never gets to see kids her own age," a source told Page 6. "There's not a lot of socialization there." Well, I imagine the other kids are intimidated by her. I mean she is flawless. And what kind of activities is little Suri supposed to engage in with those kids? "Hi new friends. Wanna help me solve String Theory? I've discovered three new super-symmetries." Eating mud isn't all that appealing to someone who can already build her own working space ship out of Legos.