Angelina Jolie reveals in her big W magazine feature that she's already begun sharing her love of murderous weapons with her children. "My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12," the crazy bitch says. "And I’ve already bought Maddox some things. We take him to a special shop." Some things? Like what? Machetes? Will he be hacking his way through a lot of underbrush in the near future? Oh yeah - it'll be really hysterical when Shiloh comes running to you waving her severed arm around. "Maddox macheted me again mommy!" What you gonna do? Sew the thing on yourself and send her back out? "Stop being such a pansy Shiloh." Christ on a tricycle, this is one fucked-up woman. Even Shitney wouldn't be so irresponsible as to give her kids knives to play with. Drugs, sure, and cigarettes and booze bottles. But knives?
