Weeks of anticipation culminated last night in Britney Spears' on-stage appearance with Madonna. Okay, I made up that part about "weeks of anticipation." I had no idea Britney was going to appear with Madonna. I didn't even know Madonna was still on tour. I thought she was off somewhere having all memories of Guy Ritchie fucked out of her by that dumb-ass baseball player guy. Let me get the obligatory "Britney's looking better" bit out of the way...
Gosh, Britney's looking lots better, isn't she? She's definitely back.
Okay, now on to the truthful part of the post: Clearly, the real Britney has been locked up somewhere and there's a lookalike running around pretending to be her. Meanwhile, Madonna continues her crusade to turn every man in the world homosexual. I would like to thank Madonna for this wonderful service, and ask her to please work on Hugh Jackman next. Having him go full-gay would more than make up for that whole Prop 8 fiasco.
