Everyone's shitting themselves because Maggie Gyllenhaal wore this fur vest to some bullshit MoMa event honoring Baz Luhrmann (what did he ever do besides ruin Romeo and Juliet and rip off Camille for his dreadful Moulin Rouge debacle?). I know what would be a perfect punishment for Maggie - they should skin her, make a jacket out of her and give her to one of the Olsen Twins. Actually, no - even an Olsen Twin wouldn't be caught wearing something so hideous. They should just skin her and then throw away the skin and take the horrible, still-living skinless Maggie and drop her in a big vat of lemon juice. Yeah. That works.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Furry Fuggenfreak
Everyone's shitting themselves because Maggie Gyllenhaal wore this fur vest to some bullshit MoMa event honoring Baz Luhrmann (what did he ever do besides ruin Romeo and Juliet and rip off Camille for his dreadful Moulin Rouge debacle?). I know what would be a perfect punishment for Maggie - they should skin her, make a jacket out of her and give her to one of the Olsen Twins. Actually, no - even an Olsen Twin wouldn't be caught wearing something so hideous. They should just skin her and then throw away the skin and take the horrible, still-living skinless Maggie and drop her in a big vat of lemon juice. Yeah. That works.
