Jordan Bratman doesn't need a brain, he needs a dick. Aguilera doesn't need to get home, she needs to not have a dick. The kid doesn't need courage he needs Angelina Jolie to adopt him. Is Bratman supposed to be an alcoholic Scarecrow or is that red nose a mistake? Is Aguilera disappointed if she doesn't get at least one glow-in-the-dark dildo on Halloween?
Monday, November 3, 2008
If I Only Had A Specific Gender...
Jordan Bratman doesn't need a brain, he needs a dick. Aguilera doesn't need to get home, she needs to not have a dick. The kid doesn't need courage he needs Angelina Jolie to adopt him. Is Bratman supposed to be an alcoholic Scarecrow or is that red nose a mistake? Is Aguilera disappointed if she doesn't get at least one glow-in-the-dark dildo on Halloween?
