Monday, November 3, 2008
That's When You Know You're Done For
Lindsay Lohan is losing jobs faster than Gary Busey is losing brain cells. First she was dropped from Ugly Betty for being a bitch, and now she's been ditched as host of the World Music Awards for pitching a diva fit when it was suggested she might not be able to handle her duties without a co-host. Producers reportedly wanted to bring in Jesse Metcalfe to back her up - and it was the producers who then had to back up to avoid being spattered with hot bitch lava.
"Lindsay was furious that she wasn't the star," a source said. "The organizers had gone through a list of who was hot at the moment and returned to Lindsay again. But the feedback they got was really negative. They got worried and decided to change it. In the end it was decided by both parties it was better if she pulled out."
And you know what makes the story really hilarious? The World Music Awards have decided to replace Lohan with Denise Richards. Yes, the same Denise Richards who appears utterly insane every time you see her. Producers decided Denise was more stable and reliable than Lindsay. A woman who lives in pig shit and voluntarily fucked Charlie Sheen! Dear Lindsay: Your career is so in the crapper even Joe the Plumber couldn't get it out. Better marry Sam Ronson before she comes to her senses.