Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Somewhere A Polling Place Smells Like Cheesy Woman-Crotch And Booze-Burps


Lindsay Lohan thinks it's important for Americans to do their patriotic duty and vote. "Sorry I haven't blogged in a minute," The Blow blogged on MySpace. "I've been traveling and trying to catch up on sleep! I thought it was important to just put a message out there tonight for anyone that is on MySpace at the moment.

"So, here goes.. I cannot say how important it is for everyone to get out there and vote tomorrow... The future of our country depends on it. Just one vote can make such a difference... Vote - because your thoughts are worth it..VOTE - because YOU can make this country a better place... VOTE - because you can."

VOTE - because you're not a convicted felon (like my father). VOTE - because polling places are great places to pick up hot lesbian chicks (like me). VOTE - because Samantha told me it's really important and I think the black guy with the big ears is kinda cute though I wouldn't fuck him cause I'm totally a lesbo now wink wink.