The Chinese are all mad at legendary actress Gong Li (or Li Gong if you wanna go that way) for taking Singaporean citizenship (her husband is from Singapore), and some have gone so far as to brand her a traitor. Yeah? Well, maybe Gong Li is just sick of living in a country that poisons its babies with bad milk and tells little singing girls their teeth are too busted to be on TV so someone has to lip-sync their beautiful song in their place. Or maybe the restaurants in Singapore just serve better dog-based dishes. Sucks for you Chineses. You'll just have to find another pair of national titties to think about when you're yanking on your little three-inch winkies.
