Tara Reid knows she's in busted-ass shape and bitch is all right with that. "Would I do the cover of Playboy?" Tara said. "No. But my boyfriend thinks I'm sexy, and that's all I care about.
"I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it's uneven, but it's not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds."
This is Veteran's Day and I find that last remark offensive. Battle wounds are when you take shrapnel or get your limbs blown off in a war to make money for George Bush's friends. Tara's shit is just plain fucked-up and no way can she blame it on George Bush and his murdering cronies. I don't think.