Friday, January 2, 2009

What Is This Crap?

What the hell Katy Perry? You did New Year's and didn't even dress up like a giant Times Square ball or a glass of champagne or some kind of bizarre New Year's gnome-woman with gigantic fake breasts and a butcher knife? So does this mean you're not as desperate for acknowledgement as you used to be? You're going to stop competing with Lily Allen for the title of biggest, most hopeless attention-whore on earth? Quitter.