Kat McPhee walks the runway at the Heart Truth's Red Dress Collection 2007 fashion show. A red dress on McPhee - how appropriate, given her status as a demon. Ooh, and this one's sparkly too. If McPhee stands in front of a mirror wearing this dress, she's liable to become hypnotized by herself (yes, demons can be stupid too).
Speaking of demons - hey, it's Kelly Ripa. Wow, and she's looking old too. Might be time for her to slaughter a couple more virgins and drink their blood. You know, to restore her youth.
And, of course, a night of devilry would not be complete without an appearance by the Queen of the Underworld herself, Rachael Ray. Jeez, that is one chunky little denizen of the darkness. Guess she's been eating too much of her own food. Either that or the bloat-spell I put on her is starting to kick in. With any luck she will soon be floating over Miami like the Goodyear blimp. Hey look closet-fag football fans, it's Rachael Ray. And...oh my God, she appears to be on fire. It's like the Hindenburg all over again. Oh, the humanity...
