Jessica Simpson shows off her new, even-more-whorish-than-usual look. If I were Perez I would probably refer to this look as "shiteous" or "shitastic." Actually, if I were Perez I would probably shoot myself, but that's a subject for another day. Back to Jessica - oh Jesus, do I have to? I mean, my God, look at her face. If she were any more Karl Childers-like she'd be, well, Karl Childers. With giant boobs and fried hair.
Monday, February 5, 2007
Jessica Simpson's New Look
Jessica Simpson shows off her new, even-more-whorish-than-usual look. If I were Perez I would probably refer to this look as "shiteous" or "shitastic." Actually, if I were Perez I would probably shoot myself, but that's a subject for another day. Back to Jessica - oh Jesus, do I have to? I mean, my God, look at her face. If she were any more Karl Childers-like she'd be, well, Karl Childers. With giant boobs and fried hair.
