Is there anyone in the world who enjoys fame less than Ashlee Simpson? I mean, look at this chick - she can't even make eye-contact at this point (possibly because the plastic surgery has left her unable to actually control her eyes). And her lips - seriously, have you seen any two pictures of her lately where they were the same shape? What's she injecting into those things, sheep-fat? Pretty soon she won't be able to speak at all, only bleat. Of course that won't be anything new for her, as you well know if you've heard one of her songs.
Monday, February 5, 2007
Ashlee Simpson Is Sad
Is there anyone in the world who enjoys fame less than Ashlee Simpson? I mean, look at this chick - she can't even make eye-contact at this point (possibly because the plastic surgery has left her unable to actually control her eyes). And her lips - seriously, have you seen any two pictures of her lately where they were the same shape? What's she injecting into those things, sheep-fat? Pretty soon she won't be able to speak at all, only bleat. Of course that won't be anything new for her, as you well know if you've heard one of her songs.
