Jessica Simpson's make-over didn't stop with a darker skin-tone and hair-color - now she's trying to affect a more wild, off-the-wall personality too. Here we see her at Hyde taking her new "fun" persona out for a test-drive. Well, it doesn't seem to be impressing the pasty-white dude very much, does it? He looks more dour than Dick Cheney with a bad case of the runs. No, sorry Jessica, but nobody's buying it. You're boring and you always will be. No matter how hard you try, you'll never be Vanessa Minnillo, and you'll never get Nick back. He's over you. Now you should try getting over him. And while you're at it, would you please close your mouth? Permanently?
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
Jessica Simpson Tries To Be Wild
Jessica Simpson's make-over didn't stop with a darker skin-tone and hair-color - now she's trying to affect a more wild, off-the-wall personality too. Here we see her at Hyde taking her new "fun" persona out for a test-drive. Well, it doesn't seem to be impressing the pasty-white dude very much, does it? He looks more dour than Dick Cheney with a bad case of the runs. No, sorry Jessica, but nobody's buying it. You're boring and you always will be. No matter how hard you try, you'll never be Vanessa Minnillo, and you'll never get Nick back. He's over you. Now you should try getting over him. And while you're at it, would you please close your mouth? Permanently?
