Soccer star David Beckham shows up in Nice with a new little buddy. I think it's lovely the way David has befriended his little teenage fan, don't you? I mean, how would you have felt as a strapping youngster if your idol had taken you under his wing that way? I personally would've been thrilled. To become buddies with Tony Franciosa - what a dream. Of course, it never happened for Crabbie - but thankfully, David is much less of an asshole than Franciosa (who never replied to even one of my letters, the bastard). I bet these two do everything together. Practice their little soccer kicks. Hang out at the park. Play video games. Give each other massages. Paint each other's toenails. Page through magazines looking at pictures of dreamy guys. Have I completely gone off the rails yet? Oh good.(Speaking of rails: Why is Poshy dressed like a gay train engineer? Maybe she just likes trains. I wonder if she makes whooo-whooo sounds when she has orgasms.)
