Mental Patient Britney

Britney Spears prepares for her latest Arctic expedition by grabbing a beer. Britney's last attempt at reaching the pole ended, you may recall, with her having to kill and eat her sled-dogs, her Eskimo guides and several polar bears - which was odd since she was actually in Florida, having taken a wrong turn. Hopefully this time Britney will bring a working compass, and nice supply of toothpicks (there's nothing worse than Inuit meat stuck between your incisors).