
Here's the thing with Michael Jackson - he has now become such a negative force in the universe that even when he's just trying to get some hospital care, he ends up unwittingly murdering people. I personally wouldn't want to be within fifty miles of this guy, for fear that I might suffer a sudden, inexplicable embolism, or be struck in the head by falling space debris, or attacked by a flock of crazed pigeons. The best thing Michael could do for his fellow humans now is just disappear...what am I saying? Fellow humans? Jackson isn't human anymore. I don't know what he is. Some kind of bizarre hybrid of Diana Ross and one of those mummies they sometimes dig up out of peat bogs. All I know is that, if I'm in the hospital, and Michael Jackson shows up with a tummy ache, I'm grabbing hold of that god damn bed and they're going to have to slice the tendons in my fingers to get me out. I ain't dying just so Wacko Jacko can rest comfortably while the doctors examine him, only to determine that what he needs is a swig of Maalox and to lay off sucking prepubescent dick for a couple of days.