Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Move Over Peaches - Here Comes Pixie

Peaches Geldof isn't the only spawn of rock promoter/humanitarian Bob who knows how to cut loose - she also has a little sister, Pixie, who is already as wild as she is.

15-year-old Pixie showed off her precocious partying skills over the weekend by swilling booze at London nightspot Paper. However, when the managers found out she was underage, they asked her to leave - and that was when Pixie demonstrated another skill she's picked up from big-sis Peaches, the ability to act like a complete spoiled imbecile. Reportedly, upon being informed that she had to vacate the premises, Pixie pitched a fit. So stubborn was the youngest Geldof lass in her resolve to remain at the party, thrown by Rod Stewart's daughter Kimberly, that bouncers had to pick her up and carry her out. After depositing her outside the club, Pixie began screaming that the people responsible for her ejection would never be allowed into one of her father's concerts again. This apparently impressed no one - in fact, the main reaction to Pixie's behavior was amusement:

"Pixie wasn't at all happy and was doing everything she could to stay," says a source. "She was pulling all of the strings but nobody was listening. ... In the end, people were laughing at her. She was behaving ridiculously - it was quite hilarious. ... She was certainly receiving all of the attention she wanted - she was behaving exactly like her sister Peaches."

Don't worry about it Pixie - they may laugh at you now, but deep down, they all envy you. They all wish they could be the children of irrelevant music figures like Bob Geldof too. They wish they'd grown up without any kind of parental supervision and been allowed to party and carry on when they were 15. Just keep doing what you're doing Pixie - you're going to be a star, girl.