Thursday, February 15, 2007

Paris Hilton Makes Out With Old Dude

Richard Lugner went through with it - he invited Paris Hilton to dance a waltz with him at the Viennese Opera Ball. Here we see Lugner about to kiss his new partner. Please God, tell me this turned out to be some kind of Euro cheek-kiss. Under no circumstances do I want to see a pic of these two sucking face like a couple of horny teenagers in the backseat of a Dodge. And to Mr. Lugner - I seriously hope you had your shots, friend. I don't know how much American tabloid news you get over in Vienna but...well, you're probably better off left in ignorance. Cause if you really knew what your lips were about to touch...