I don't know how aware of things Britney is at this point - most likely she's too heavily-medicated to be very conscious - but hopefully, if she is semi-lucid, she isn't paying attention to the recent activities of her former squeeze Justin Timberlake. Cause Justin ain't exactly acting like a guy who has any interest in getting back with her. No, it was an entirely different former girlfriend Justin was seen hanging out with Friday night - Cameron Diaz.
Now, before you Justin-freaks get your little panties all in a bunch, let me say that, according to witnesses, Justin and Cameron were only being friendly, no smooching or groping or ripping each other's clothes off. The reunion - the friendly reunion - took place in the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis in West Hollywood. Justin was there with director Martin Scorsese (thought his party-days were behind him; guess not) and eight other people when Cameron came in. "Cameron never joined their table," says the witness. "She just showed up and Justin got up and started talking to her. They were being very discreet."
So, there were no overt displays of affection - nothing intense at least. However, it is reported that they left together, so who knows? Maybe it was back to somebody's place for a little reminiscing followed by hot sex. Or maybe they never made it back to anyone's place. Maybe they just found the first dark spot they could and started humping like randy peasants. Or maybe they found some other people and had an orgy. Maybe, they set up a cardboard cut-out of Britney and had sex in front of it, periodically taunting it. "Hey Britney, look at that. My penis is inside Cameron Diaz. And she likes it. And I like it. She's not fat and crazy like you. She's skinny and crazy."
All right, so maybe I shouldn't kid Britney right now. But I can't help it. It's so much fun.
