Monday, February 5, 2007
Sandra Bullock Hates Life
Sandra Bullock came out of her hole to put in an appearance at the Santa Barbara Film Festival. Here's another one of those chicks everyone thinks is so charming and effervescent, when clearly this personality is nothing more than a brittle facade concealing a deep inner-turmoil. Trust me on this one - Sandra Bullock's soul is a bubbling cauldron of rage and frustration. Given half a chance, this bitch would whip out a chainsaw and go Leatherface on a whole cafeteria. Just look into her eyes. But don't look too deep, because you'll surely be sucked down into the same black pit of despair.
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