Sylvester Stallone is in trouble with Australian Customs officials over some prohibited substances found in the actor's luggage after he entered the country on Friday. According to Stallone, the drug - possibly a form of human growth hormone - is "really minor stuff," but the authorities over there obviously don't agree with him. On Monday, Customs proceeded to raid Stallone's luxury hotel room in Sydney, having received a tip saying members of Stallone's entourage were seen throwing things out a window. Stallone's private jet was subsequently searched on the tarmac, forcing Stallone to delay his departure for three hours.See Sly? Australians are nothing but trouble. You're just damn lucky they only raided your hotel room and detained you at the airport for a couple of hours. Cause they're savages over there. You're seen The Road Warrior right? That's basically how Australia is (I've been told). Crazy guys with spiked mohawks driving the wastelands on motorcycles looking for anti-Semites with cute asses to gang-rape. They didn't take your little bodybuilding, pee pee-shrinking drugs away because they're illegal - they took them away because, over there, that stuff is considered candy-ass, and they were afraid that if anyone saw you with it you'd get laughed at. Those people drink cocktails of kangaroo blood and uranium. And I also have it on good authority that Tina Turner is their queen.
