Britney Spears stripped down to her undies and jumped into the ocean - in full view of photographers. Because she hates all the attention, you see. And of course all this was totally spontaneous - you know, Britney being young and wild and care-free. No premeditation whatsoever. And of course Britney didn't call the paps ahead of time and tell them what beach to be at.
Take a gay man's opinion for what it's worth, but that butt looks pretty smokin' to me. The dog's I mean...
"Oh my God, I'm so crazy. I just ripped all my clothes off and leapt into the ocean. And what am I doing to do next? You just never know do you? I could strip down naked and start dodging freeway traffic. Or I might begin having sex with complete strangers in the middle of busy intersections. Why did I bother making records all those years when I could've been making a loony spectacle of myself? I'm playin' the media, y'all."
