Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow, who were once engaged we recall, have signed together to appear as Watergate figure John Dean and his wife Maureen in a new movie called Dirty Tricks. So naturally the rumors about Angelina Jolie being insanely jealous must now start circulating, right? Thanks to the Aussie mag New Idea, they have. That publication contends that Angie is worried Brad and Gwyneth may re-kindle their relationship on the set of the film - and points out that Angie has good reason to fret, given that she herself got her hooks into Brad while they were filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Oh the irony, right? Gwyneth stealing Brad the same way Angie stole him from Jen? Poetic justice? Mostly it's just another chance for us to enjoy the thought of Angelina squirming. We do like that, don't we? Yes we do - and with good reason. The woman is a horrid egomaniacal lunatic who color co-ordinates her children and takes cynical advantage of human suffering to make herself look good. And somehow she's managed to suck Brad Pitt into her freaky, delusional Mother Teresa trip. So, yes, we all hope that Brad and Gwyneth get it on while they're filming this movie. We hope there are pictures of them fucking like wild beasts splashed all over the net, accompanied by audio files of Angelina's incoherent, enraged shrieking. And pictures of Jennifer Aniston grinning like Andy Dick with a fist in his ass.
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