David Beckham was officially introduced yesterday as a member of the L.A. Galaxy soccer team. I can tell you one thing - the L.A. Galaxy have now become the official favorite sports team of gay America. Even more popular than whatever team that little hottie Barry Zito plays for...
Rub my balls up Barry. Oh, the headband - it needs some glitter to achieve full Richard Simmonsness.
Of course Poshy was at the big press conference too. What's that hand smell like Posh? Some random guy's crotch?
Posh decided to begin her career as an American media figure by appearing with Ryan Seacrest on his radio show. Good a place as any, I guess. During the interview, Posh said she's tired of everyone perceiving David as the pretty one and her as the goofy wife:
Normally what we get is, "David is so handsome, he's just gorgeous – but she's so funny." But you know what that means, it means you're a pig with a sense of humor.
Eh - I kind of doubt anyone ever actually tells Victoria she's funny. Funny-looking maybe, especially when she tries to act all pouty and sexy. And her boobs - those are hilarious. But that's not the kind of funny she means. In her empty little head she thinks she's quirky and off-beat - but she only tries to seem that way by the way she dresses. It's all affectation. Underneath she's just a slaggy cocktail waitress who got lucky.
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