If ever you were going to begin feeling sorry for revolting human shit-stain Brandon Davis, now would be the time. Brandon, according to Page 6, has had his money cut off by his family, who are sick and tired of his boozing and drugging. And Brandon can't count on any financial support from old pals like Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos either - both have ceased taking his calls. The only one who'll take pity on old Greasy is Scott Storch, who's been letting him stay at his place in Miami. Meanwhile, Brandon doesn't seem to have gotten the hint that most humans would prefer he suck a tailpipe. The other night he called ahead to the Raleigh Hotel in South Beach and told them to have six lemon drop shots, six mojitos and six Peronis waiting for him - then showed up with a blonde and a brunette and started sucking down the drinks. Apparently the women were impressed by his ability to order drinks in advance and then never pay for them. Eventually these sluts will figure out that Brandon's broke and he'll never see them again. Then he'll have to get some uglier sluts - and then they'll find out he's got no money and leave him too. Eventually there'll be no one left for him to fuck but Kathy Griffin. And at that point, finally, the Rapture will come.
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