John Galliano celebrated ten years at Dior with a fashion show. Here we see John alongside Oscar-winning pothead Charlize Theron. Galliano - the middle-aged homosexual Zorro. Or is that Mickey Rourke? No it's Galliano.
Eva Green is...whimsical. That's a nice word. Okay - she's a complete idiot with no fashion sense. What the hell is all that? Gills?
Juliette Binoche - holy shit, is this chick ever not drunk? Am I the only one who thinks this looks like some kind of wacky de-evolution chart, going from left to right? Especially the hair?
Alba is boring. Hudson has strange posture. The chick in the middle - that is the biggest head I have ever seen. I bet she's like the Elephant Man - she has to sleep sitting up or she'll suffocate. Damn, is that even a person? It looks like some kind of giant plastic doll.
Another one of Kate Hudson and her creepy new way of standing. She looks totally stoned here. Charlize must've given her a few hits off her apple-bong. Yeah - these are the glamorous people. I'd hate like hell to see the schlubs.
