Sunday, August 19, 2007

Alli Sims Would Rather Hang With Paris


Alli Sims scored an invite to Paris's Malibu pad, where the party never stops (until the drugs run out). Alli is clearly an ass-kissing little phony who will glom on to any famous person who gives her the time of day. First Avril, then Britney (I'm closer to being related to Britney than "Cousin" Alli is by the way) and now Paris. Wouldn't surprise me a bit to see Angelina hire this leech as a nanny next.

The next two pics are presents to Alli-perv. Try not to squirt the keyboard, 'kay bud?




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