Man-faced pop-star Fergie decided to have a little fun at the Minnesota State Fair, where she recently gave a performance - unfortunately, her fun ended up being no fun for the other fair-goers, who got to witness the spectacle of a rich and famous person puking their guts out. Said a shocked bystander:
My daughter decided that she wanted to go down the "giant slide." We were waiting in line on the steps going up to the top of the slide, we look up at the top and there is Fergie with 3-4 big body guard types about to go down the slide. ... Me and my daughter stood there and watched as the Fug went down the slide...then Fergie gets to the bottom and blows chunks! Everywhere!
They had to close the slide down for about 20-30 minutes to get it cleaned up. She didn't even say sorry or anything, she just got up and her and the bodyguards left.
Jesus Fergie - you can't hold your pee-pee and poo-poo long enough to get through a two-hour stage show, and now you can't go down a kiddie-slide without hurling all over the rabble? That meth messed you up bad, didn't it? Your insides are like some crazy factory where everything's going ten times faster than normal and the workers can't keep up. Shit. Stay off the slides from now on, all right? Stick to the little pony spring riders. And stop dumping sand down the back of little Susie's dress too, okay? That shit might've been cute when you were six, but not now.
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