Lindsay Lohan's legal fate has been decided - now it's time for her ishy parents Dina and Michael to release their statements. Here's Michael's, via The Insider:
I am overjoyed that the system sees that Lindsay is getting the help she needed by putting her best foot forward and by going to rehab.I think between her attorney, Blair Berk, and her therapists at Cirque Lodge, she's around people that care about her best welfare and Lindsay as a human being.
I just hope I can be part of the right path she is on.
Michael just loves talking about people putting their best foot forward. I wouldn't mind seeing someone put their best foot up Michael's ass, but that's just me. Also, Michael, there's no way anyone's "right path" could ever include you - unless it was the right path to becoming a fake Christian asshole con-artist.
And now Dina, via 24/Sizzler:
My children and I are in a wonderful place in our lives, and people just want to make things up and make us fall.
Which people are making up things to make you fall Dina? The police? They made up that Lindsay had cocaine on her, apparently (she did have it on her, just not enough of it to get charged with a felony). And that she drove under the influence twice. Oh wait - but didn't copping a plea constitute an admission of those things? If it never happened, why did she own up to it? I'm sorry Dina, but you never manage to elaborate when you call people out for making false accusations. You just say "they're lying" but never bother with specifics. It's quite sad, the way you try to avoid responsibility for your shitty parenting. But it doesn't really matter - we know you're to blame for Lindsay's disastrous situation. And you will eventually receive your punishment - when Lindsay's in jail and no longer able to earn, forcing you to either pimp out your uglier, less-talented children or go back to hooking yourself.
(source 1; source 2)
