Keira Knightley is at the Venice Film Festival with her new movie Atonement. Congratulations Keira - you have now achieved that magical state of ill-health where people are both concerned for you and frankly creeped out. Sorry, but slapping a bunch of make-up on doesn't help the fact that you now look like Maria Shriver's even freakier older sister. Yes, you may have exquisite bone structure, but that doesn't mean we want to see every little tiny detail of it. The flesh is there for a reason - so we don't lose our lunch every time you walk through.
So ghoulishness is in this season? I'll make a note of it.
